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“At Fashion Interpol, Lhikan examines the expressions of recently assassinated pop singers’ last images and discovers they match Nuju’s trademark look, “Blue Steel”. Nuju, Matau and Onewa are lured into modeling again, in Metru Nui, where they find themselves the target of a sinister conspiracy.”

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just-a-drawing-cat:

mister-julius:

skyblade-labs:

mister-julius:

larnuu:

mister-julius:

othertypezero:

if your gonna make bionicle r34 please make it this character, its the only good gurl in the bonkles universe

Fun fact: there are 38 different pornographic renditions of Roodaka, making her the second most r34′d Bionicle character.

There’s one higher?

The most r34′d Bionicle character is Gali, at 78 different pornographic renditions of her various forms throughout the years.

How do you know this?

I have an insatiable curiosity for random bullshit like this.

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Reblog if you’ve found friendship because of your fandoms.

mana-ramp-matoran:

Oh you mean like how I met @crunchbitenuva who I’ve actually met in person, or @alieraah or @monarth-the-contrarian or @diebeq or @kaibagal because of the Bionicle fandom? Yeah. The Bionicle community is pretty sweet and I’ve made some great friends over the years.

As for the MTG fandom, I dunno anyone would really consider me a friend. I would like to think so, and I hope so, but I wouldn’t say I know anyone super well enough to call a friend from the MTG fandom. Correct me if I’m wrong though. 🙂

High five!

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tenaflyviper:

turboslime:

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

“bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

i cannot believe this post is back on my dash

I can’t believe that someone actually tried to use a gif from Teletubbies to cry about the fast food industry.