Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
lets see if this works
pls Roger
If nothing else I must reblog for the cuteness of this seapuff.
shoutouts to the weirdest official bionicle set ever, Umbra
weird shit:
looks like a combiner but isn’t
had ignika electronic weapons as a stick
wearing a toa metru mask for some reason
also has a rhotuka spinner for some reason
roller blades???
covered in mad max spikes
green and orange, the best color combination for looking like vomit
his name is Umbra, and actual word, instead of having the traditional Bionicle “-ahk” naming scheme for bad guys
just kinda shows up in the story once and never turns up again
wasn’t formally announced as a set at all, just kinda showed up at walmart one day
are you looking at this thing??? what the fuck
I beg to differ.
weird shit:
Cyclops
However, in-story, cyclops eye is fake and he has two eyes hidden somewhere else.
So cyclops and not cyclops at the same time. Mindfuck.
Rhotuka spinner explodes from his chest.
Apparently is a Rahi (Bionicle animals).
Is sapient and veeeeeeeeeeery wise, however. Also has some wicked antidote powers and knowledge.
So animal and not animal at the same time. Mindfuck²
Not sure how the face works. It’s only composed of a bohrok helmet and a long tube ending with cyclops eye. Has no mouth, nose or anything.
Left hand replaced by a knife-hook thingy, like a pirate.
In the movie, he gloriously emerged from the bottom of a lake all zen style. Not sure how he survived without air that long. Maybe a fish too (at this point I would not be surprised).
Stuff of legends. However, had minimum in-story appearances.
His name is Keetongu. No need for further explanation on that.
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