Zodiac signs as trash

Aries: Justin Bieber
Taurus: Minions
Gemini: urself
Cancer: Month of October
Leo: Pepe
Virgo: ur blog
Libra: straight ppl
Scorpio: moldy breadsticks
Sagittarius: Memes
Capricorn: Nothing about u is trashy bc u are perfect
Aquarius: u smell like life jackets 24/7
Pisces: dead birb

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YO OKAY SO I WAS HANGING OUT IN THE OLD SACRAMENTO LOOKIN AT OLD STUFF AND MELTING AWAY FROM THE CURSED MERCILESS SUN Y’KNOW THE USUAL… WHEN I SUDDENTLY STOP AT THE FRONT OF A STORE AND THIS SHIT APPREARS. FOR ONE SECOND I THOUGHT OMG ITS JUST THE HOT WEATHER MAKING ME HALLUCINATE BUT THEN I APPROACH AND NO IT WAS FUCKIN REAL

I STARED AT

DIS CAT FOR ONE SOLID MINUTE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF MISTAKE OR IF THE ARTIST ACTUALLY THOUGHT LIKE “Y’KNOW WAT, I GONNA MAKE DIS CAT LOOK DOPE ASAF” IDK

THEN THE STORE GUY LOOKS AT ME AS IF IM INTERESTED IN BUYING WHICH MAKES ME WONDER WHO WOULD ACTUALLY BUY IT? WHO WOULD WANT DOPE CAT IN LIKE THE LIVING ROOM?

ME OF COURSE BUT WTF CAT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE SO I JUST LEFT

I REGRET THAT DECISION EVER SINCE